valeria2067:

pr1nceshawn:

Nice Shot!

Originally posted by redtigress

thedawning:

Faith. Here to see Plastic.

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

Chunnel…

Keep in mind

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

leech-sph:

bitches gotta learn to close their damn mouths when they breathing all over my fucking screen

hexglyphs:

realaxolotl:

hexglyphs:

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

anarcho-kaibaism:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP

housefullofup:

slimeweeb:

beenomorph:

beenomorph:

so none of you jokers were gonna tell me master chiefs suit jacks him off, huh, y'all just weren’t gonna tell me

y'all were just gonna keep me in the dark, then

dril told us but we didn’t listen

bisexilicous:

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

vixehn:

pruane2:

nowacking:

tohkyo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes